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3:22pm July 22, 2014
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 Slytherin Girls

doclubenpoetry:

Slytherin girls grow up to be librarians.
They grow to wear solid green stockings
and short skirts by the river
even in late November.
They drink coffee black out of kitten mugs.
Slytherin girls own just two pairs of boots.
They write young adult novels
where the teen…

3:03pm July 22, 2014

gallifrey-feels:

smilingodtier:

Why is it that when people think of the weather on wtnv they always like Waiting for the Bus but NOBODY remembers the SOLID GOLD that is Jerusalem by Dan Bern

i spent TEN WHOLE DAYS IN JERUSALEM

OOHH JERUSALEM

SWEET JERUSALEM

and all I ate was OLIVES

NOTHING BUT OLIVES

MOUNTAINS OF OLIVES

it was a GOOD TEN DAYS

i like olives

11:30am July 21, 2014

imsirius:

All of Stan Lee’s Marvel film cameos (updated!)

11:23am July 21, 2014

pencilcrown:

Congratulations to @AmazingPhil for having 1M followers! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

11:20am July 21, 2014
11:18am July 21, 2014

daydreams-reallity:

transreyna:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

because the world is a shitty place and fifteen is around the age that people start to realize that 

Pretty much 

11:13am July 21, 2014
"Somebody said to me, ‘You’ll never be in a film as successful as Harry Potter.’
“I said ‘You’re right, but neither will anyone else.’”
5:54pm July 20, 2014
Anonymous asked: How did you even get inside the expo hall to get to the line for dan and phil? What time did you get there? Or did they let you in early?

My sister and I got there (outside by where the food trucks were) at like 4 am to be in a sort of pre-line huddle because technically the early line formed at 6 am for the start of their photo signing at 10 am. There were already tons of people there waiting outside for the morning signings (Dan and Phil, Hannah Hart, Connor Franta, John and Hank, etc.). They let us into the expo hall a bit before 6 am because there were so many of us. Dan and Phil were only seeing 750 people during their 6 hour signing (which averaged out to about 15-20 seconds of interaction per person) so I assume if you didn’t get there around 6 or maybe even a significant time before that like I did you probably couldn’t get in. The signings were happening on the far wall waaaay in the back of the expo hall and the line literally stretched the entire length of the hall to the doors - it was insane. Because we got there so early we were within the first hour of signings so I got to stare at them from 10 to 11 it was glorious.

-Naomi

(I’m assuming you were there and didn’t get in? aww I feel really bad for you :( *hugs*)

4:18pm July 20, 2014
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thatgirlcienna:

princess-amz:

oh-awkward-she-died:

spicybutthole:

Name: January
Nickname: February
why is that so funny to me omg

Activities: Boy watching 

"hey big boy"


Are we just going to ignore Steve Holts face?

thatgirlcienna:

princess-amz:

oh-awkward-she-died:

spicybutthole:

Name: January

Nickname: February

why is that so funny to me omg

Activities: Boy watching 

"hey big boy"

Are we just going to ignore Steve Holts face?

3:37pm July 20, 2014
sgchan:

joey-hazell:

Based off a tumblr post I saw floating around at some point.

#DAMMIT THE ASEXUAL AGENDA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET

sgchan:

joey-hazell:

Based off a tumblr post I saw floating around at some point.

#DAMMIT THE ASEXUAL AGENDA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET

3:24pm July 20, 2014

tyleroakley:

caseyanthonyofficial:

s-kulls:

THIS IS THE FUNINEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

I gotta be honest hes saying every single thing I was thinking the entire time

this was literally everything

cursor by thetremblingofmyhand